I'm Stephanie, I'm 17, I live and BREATHE Baseball, it's my life. The Dodgers is my favorite team, I have a crush on Javy Guerra, his eyes are to die for, I want to have his babies. I go to Garfield High School where I'm a JR. I ain't got a boy in my life, waiting for Mr. Right to come along. It's been a dream to work for the Dodgers therefore I want to be a sports masseuse, gotta get a look at those sexy ass arms and legs and muscles of the Doyers, aaaay papi. ANYWAY, I'm on TUMBLR just to express myself and stuff, not showing off or anything, here to express not impress [:
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theme- when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
- when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
- when i want to kiss you: i look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly i am and that i'll die with 80 cats, approximately
I live in Brooklyn so staying up past 1 AM to watch the Dodgers lose in the 9th is not fun. I can’t believe Javy stayed in the game after this. What a bad ass.
The Sandlot
- Ham Porter: Moron!
- Phillips: Scab eater!
- Ham Porter: Butt sniffer!
- Phillips: Pus licker!
- Ham Porter: Fart smeller!
- Phillips: You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek!
- Ham Porter: You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam!
- Phillips: You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!
- Ham Porter: You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl!
- [entire group stands in shocked silence]
- Phillips: What did you say?
- Ham Porter: You heard me.
- Phillips: Tomorrow. Noon, at our field. Be there, buffalo-butt breath.
- Ham Porter: Count on it, pee-drinking crap-face!
